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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code.
Dachshund:
I cant reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collies ear and hell do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border collie do it.
You can feed me while hes busy.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While its dark, Im going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Basset Hound:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? Ive got a hangover.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code.
Dachshund:
I cant reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collies ear and hell do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border collie do it.
You can feed me while hes busy.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While its dark, Im going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Basset Hound:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? Ive got a hangover.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Det var ju buskul!!!!!!
