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Och verkliga orsaken att åka till månen: för att säkra framtida tillgång på kattsand.

 

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[MJLee]

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[Tarnin]

30 THINGS THE BASTARDS NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING A KITTEN
#1 Kittens are absolute fucking chaos.
#2 Seriously, however chaotic your life is: multiply it by at least 115 to the power of 86 once you bring a kitten onto the scene.
#3 Kittens are very very very cute.
#4 And, also, batshit.
#5 When you bring a new kitten home, it will likely go and hide quietly in a corner for the first couple of days, and you will think, pah, this is easy.
#6 Even very experienced cat owners will do this; which just goes to show we do not actually know anything about kittens at all.
#7 Then, on Day 3 or 4, your kitten will feel brave enough to come out of its hiding space and explore your home.
#8 And by "explore", what I actually mean is destroy, desecrate, and rampage through every square inch of the place.
#9 Kittens are basically wrecking balls with sharp teeth and a ferocious purr.
#10 Most kittens are very good at using a litter tray.
#11 Doesn't mean they won't occasionally mix things up by shitting in your shoe, your handbag, or your bed.
#12 Or, for the grand finale: perching precariously on the back of your flat screen TV and excreting foul smelling diarrhoea down the back of it. (I wish this was a made up example. Alas, it is not. (ASAP, back in her youth. It is always ASAP

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#13 Kittens are hungry All Of The Time.
#14 Heaven help you if you try and withhold food. Even if it is not their food, and is actually something that they a) would not like, and b) would make them very poorly if they ate it. I have eaten many a bar of chocolate with my arm raised up in the air like I'm at the world's worst all night rave.
#15 And when they don't get hold of your illicit food, they are fucking loud about it.
#16 The size of a kitten's meow is in direct inverse proportion to the size of their body.
#17 They are masters of hide and seek, and squeezing into gaps at least 20 times too small for them. Including, in our most recent example: Jamie finding Steve Bruce INSIDE OF A CLOSED DRAWER THAT HAD NOT BEEN OPENED! Nope, no idea.
#18 If you are a kitten, it is very important that you assert your authority within the household.
#19 This means mastering Command Stance: where you fluff yourself up to at least twice your size and aggressively hop sideways, like a drunk crab that's been electrocuted.
#20 Other feline members of your household will be bemused by your kitten. Particularly when they see them adopting Command Stance.
#21 Generally, things will settle down after a few weeks, particularly when they see them attacking their own reflection, or aggressively chasing off their own tail, and realise they are really just a bit of a bloody idiot.
#22 Kittens will use every last thing in your house as a chew toy.
#23 This includes you.
#24 And will create a delightful "paper doily" effect to any fabrics, including your clothing, and your curtains.
#25 Feel free to buy your kitten a special bed to sleep in.
#26 From the very youngest age, they are perfectly versed in the Cat Law: Thou Shalt Never Sleep Where Thou Art Supposed To.
#27 Instead, they will adopt the most bonkers sleeping positions in the world, as demonstrated by Steve Bruce.
#28 Kittens are exhausting, relentless, and destroyers of everything around them. You have been warned!
#29 They are also loving, hilarious, and an absolute delight.
#30 When they come into a household after another much loved pet has died, they will never replace the love that you felt for them

But, there is always more love to give; and they have a way of helping to heal your heart

 

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[Asko]

10/10 guide

 

[Asko]

Världens bästa matta

 

[Asko]

I'm sold!!

 

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Älskar denna serie! Som ägare till två svarta katter är Tusse igenkänning på högsta nivå.

 

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